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keyword or pseudonym for sneaking out and having sex on one's front lawn. Can be used to discuss in mixed audience, i.e. in the presence of parents or authority figures. can also be described in degree, such as half-waffle(blowjob) or third-waffle(handjob).
"Me and julia had some crazy tasty waffles last night...with lots of syrup."
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the positioning of a subjecy that will be done be the wife of a household
well you just sit right there and my waffle get it.
(best when said with a country accent)
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To bash someone upside their head, with a unspecified foreign object of some sort. Could be a garbage can, chair, tire iron, or anything within reachable distance to the assailent.
"I knew the fight was going form bad to worse, when I saw the one guy waffle the other with a 'STOP' sign."
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1 Going on at great lengths about a subject, and usualy being boring in the process.
1 ( That guy just keeps on waffling about biographies and stuff.)
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(noun, pl) - a device or inanimate that is too yummy for one's tummy.
-make us waffles!
-no, it is too yummy for my tummy
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Changing one's position on an issue
Senator John Kerry is well known for waffling on the important political issues to appease both sides
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When a guy tries to lure a female by shaking his penis and balls in a nice wiggling and wafting motion. The best waffle is usually achieve by shaking ones buttocks and allowing the front to follow.
After our date my poppet I’m going to waffle at you, maybe to some music for added appeal. I hope you enjoy my waffling
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