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It's where you don't want to go to college. Every weekend a large percentage of the student population goes home because they either don't know how to party or are too damn prude to even touch alcohol or drugs. The people that do like to party are usually stuck with lame house parties or end up partying at some other college. There are a number of different fraternities and sororities on campus, Phi Kappa Tau being the only one that really matters. The current (but about to retire) President of Baldwin-Wallace, holds parties at his house every Thursday, with his friends and family in attendance. The President and some other individuals have screwed Baldwin-Wallace financially, most likely because he was taking money from the college to fund his traditional Thursday activities.
"This place is one big high school..."
Baldwin-Wallace College
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When your moms snatch is soooo hairy that it looks like ben wallace is gettin his eat on with her...
Damn your mom is supportin' The Ben Wallace dogg.
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Well let me tel you this, if he were to get drunk and get pulled over, he would not pass the drunk test, especially the one where you have to touch you nose!He also likes to watch porn, and one time he was at the store and someone threw a snow ball, and he got pissed, and the old lady he was helping out thought he had DOWN SYDROME!!!! well that noah wallace for ya!!!!!!!!
Noah: She is a hottie
Mark: really,way you say that Noah
Noah: she has nice butt and stuff
Mark: do you think she is looking for "black dick" (Arab Acsent)
Noah: shut up ass hole!!!
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A Middle School in Waterbury , CT Where Once you Walk in , You instantly get into drama and get your dick sucked by a girl called Junat .
You got your dick sucked by Junat ?
You go to Wallace middle school ? No wonder you have hella drama
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A short youtube series made in gmod.
Have you watched wallace's big mistake yet?
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school in the middle of nowhere, eastern NC. well known for NC's BEST small school football team. also home to many underpriveledged kids.
Did you hear Wallace-Rose Hill's football team beat James Kenan's ass Friday night?
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Baldwin-Wallace College equals big waste. This urban myth is true. Upon visiting BWC, most students will like the atmosphere and think nothing of the brick buildings and dreay skies. After enrolling in BWC students will soon come to realize the large mistake they have made but by that time it is too late. For at least a semester you must survive the frigid weather, the 65% homosexuality rate, and the 16 week lecture class over 20 chapters in a $200 book with only 2 tests in the entire class. All in all BWC=big waste.
an example of big waste is like having a gun without a war, a picnic table without a picnic, and like putting in hair-gel without going anywhere
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