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Name for an African-American male who tries to use "diversity" or "equal employment opportunity" policies to get a job regardless of their qualifications, or one who tries to play the race card to intimidate or influence others. From the Jedi Knight "Obi Wan Kenobi" of Star Wars and his famous "Jedi Mind Trick," where he fooled the Stormtroopers by telling them "These are not the droids you are looking for."
Black Guy: "I should apply for a job at that new restaurant. I see they ain't got any brothers workin there yet."
White Buddy: "Slow down, Toby Wan Kenobi. You got fired from your last three food service jobs. Maybe you should look into work you are actually qualified for."
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Cop #1: "I pulled over this beemer for doing 70 in a 50, and the driver was this wealthy-looking black guy. He had the nerve to accuse me of profiling, even though he had tinted windows, and I didn't know he was black until after I pulled him over!"
Cop #2 "I hate when they turn into Toby Wan Kenobi."
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One of your good bros.
a play on words originating from the star wars character "obi wan kenobi".
Bro 1: Yo dude!
Bro 2: Whats goin on obi wan kenobro??
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A sentence used by a crazy chinese man who can't speak English who approaches you out of nowhere asking if you would want to buy a DVD that he filmed in the cinema.
Mike Rotch: *walking down the road normally*
Chinese Man: *approaches Mike* Hey You! Man Wiv White Face!!!! Wan Buy DVD?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Mike Rotch: No dude back off.
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When you rawdog your partner on a table,break the table and then stand on a chair as you cum on her from above while yelling “I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!”
“Yeah man I would do a dirty obi-wan but she likes Star Trek.”
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something or someone who\that is sauve ,smooth,and other wise chillin
dude did you meet that kid hes don wan dela nooch
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Obi wan kablowi Urban Dictionary: When a girl gives a blow job in the dark and the only light you have is a glowstick.
"Dude, the power went out so she just gave me an Obi Wan Ka-Blowi"
"Wow dude, you need more glowsticks?"