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A WORLD AWAITS...
Descend into the hell of World of Warcraft and join thousands upon thousands of losers with no lives in an online world of lag, whining, and adventure quests that are comprised of mindlessly getting random items that amount to nothing whatsoever, and dealing with other tards who are doing the same. A dark world full of jagged low polygonal graphics, pixelate textures, crashing servers, lag up-the-ass, overall crappy gameplay, and a monthly fee bigger than your grandma's mortgage, and worse--makes you want to keep coming back in the end.
So what are you waiting for?
That's what it should say on the back of the World of Warcraft box. HAVE A NICE DAY.
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The best game ever invented for guys to constantly spam the Trade channel in search of a mate (via a female "WTF IS A FEMALE OMGCYBERMEYAY!) and get the occasional Night Elf girl (really a half-naked hairy 20-30 yr old dude) offering to cyber... This game is heaven!!!
Logged on to server. Joining World of Warcraft Chat channels...
/2 Trade Cybermeyay: LF Girl, PST, must really be a girl!
/2 Trade lolfuxed: Hey, wanna meet on myspace?
/2 Trade Cybermeyay: score! omgomggirlgirlkthx
/2 Trade lolfuxed: ... ? wanna' see my NE dance baby?
I've got a mage on Azgalor! Name's Gematria, omgpstme!
9👍 10👎
The best MMORPG ever besides asheron's call it consumes your sould until you hit lv 60 and have done all the quests... you can never beat it only temporarily so..
Me: i played wow for 5 days straight
You: fricking loser
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An electronic castrater; if played beyond the 9th grade testicles fall off and implode; warlocks and rogues run the world not only online but the host player; very much like a cancer of the testicles
World of Warcraft is an eater of souls...Dude why do you have a vagina, oh you play WOW. Why doesnt he get laid, oh he does but in iron forge.
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Imagine being addicted to crack, cocaine, meth and LSD at the same time. Warcrack is 100 times as bad as all those together. Instead of getting addicted physically, you get mentally.There is no known cure so far and no vaccine. Though there are rumors Blizzard is hiding one to give to addicted people to stop them from going on a rampage when the game stops being profitable and they stop creating new expansions.That is.....never?
new world of warcraft player:damn don't you guys have a life?
old wow player:never confuse wow with real life. wow IS real life!
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An extremely addicting MMORPG made by blizzard, addicting despite the bugs it may have it has hopelessly sapped my life, i am not ragging on WoW, simply stating i dont have the will power to resist anymore, i play the game for 8 hours a day, from when i wake up to when i go to school then when i get home to when i fall asleep. BUT! i still have a gf, a REAL one, and shes pretty too!! SEE it is possible guys, dont give up, youll get there someday. Depraved lvl 46 Night Elf Warrior on Stormscale server, LO PANS LEGION GUILD FTW... done
oh yeah, formerly Rellik lvl 48 rogue on Bloodscalp, in the guild Champions of Light... CoL ftw too :P
World of Warcraft is god. And that is all there is to it.
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World of Warcraft or WoW.
Is a highly popular and addictive MMORPG(massave multiplayer online roll playing game)your choice of races and classes include for the aliance: Humans,Night elves, Dwarfs, Gnomes, and Draenei. for the horde: Undead, troll, Taurin, Bloodelf, Orc. Classes include: Shammains,Rogues,Mages, Warriors, Palladians,Priests, Warlocks,Druids.
for $15.00 a month or so you can spend as much time on and number of servers "realms", charactors or "toons"
It can be a very social game with all the chats avalible /say /yell /local /local defence /trade /guild /party /whisper ect..
Its easy to spend too much of your time on here because the game N E V E R FUCKING ENDS there are countless things to waste your time doing,from raiding (large amount of peole grouping up to take on a common monstar or group of) with fourty-ten other players to instance be it heroic (harder than normal with improved lootz) or regular with five other people, to fighting Player vs Player (pvp) in from ten vs ten battlegrounds (bgs) to the largest at the moment of thirty nine vs thirty nine to earn honor and token for the respected "bg" you partake in, increasing your reputaion with the meny factions, the higher the rep. the better rewards avalible to you. Increasing your professions from which you can choose two:enchanting,tailoring,blacksmithing, mining ,engineering,jewelcrafting,skinning, leatherworking,herbilisem,alcamy
plus the basics that everyone can learn in addiation to the list above.firstaid,fishing,cooking.
or when all else fails spamming trade chat till you troll someone into arguing with you over what class is better.
1) I used to be a heroin addict but I gave it up to play World of Warcraft full time.
2) random gamer:/tradechat: Yay woooot lvl 70 beoch!
WoW lifer:/tradechat: STFU NOOB talk to me when you have 6 lvl 70s all with epic flight and full t6.
3)I lost my wife she took all three of my kids with her to her moms im 50k in debt from ordering take out and porno ppv my hands are like claws from holding the mouse and my acorn sized penis for weeks at a time, i think i shit my pants yesterday but im going to wait till after we run kara tomarrow to check..
4) three year old: "mommy/daddy im hungry can i eat today?
wow addict:ya when are you going to be able to get your own food noob im trying to find these motes of air in these gas clouds..IF I MISS ONE CAUSE YOU HAVENT EATTEN IN THREE DAYS... IM GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS!" OWNED>>PAWN3D
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