When you have to watch over someone or an animal to make sure they don't diarrhea in the house.
The dog ate my enchiladas from the table while I was taking a call. Now he's on Diarrhea Watch.
Ricky drank too much and has been passed out farting. Now we have him on Diarrhea Watch.
The art of watching a mans crotch for big dong
I was dong watching on the patio at mo's, and that dick was bigggg!
verb.
To start watching a movie from the middle/end and then restarting it to watch the entire missed beginning. The movie 'ends' when you have reached the scene you started watching it from originally.
I happened to catch Anchorman on TV last night, it was already towards the end of the movie. Luckily it aired twice in a row so I could backwards watch it.
The act of watching copious amounts of TV episodes online in order to avoid doing some other, undesirable activity.
I just finished watching all 4 seasons of Lost on Tudou and now I have nothing to Procrasti-watch.
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A warning broadcasted by local television alerting residents of a dangerous surge in tomato production. Not to be confused with tornado sauce.
Our Doppler radar has picked up some strong agricultural disturbances, so a tomato watch has been put into effect. Watch your step, as tomato juice stains wreak havoc on suede.
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The act of staring at the crotch area of a male in hopes of seeing a bulge or outline of his penis. Men wearing mesh gym shorts and loose sweatpants are especially targeted by basket watchers.
Guy 1: Dude, are you basket watching?
Guy 2: No! I was just checking for drug smugglers!
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