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the deceased prisoner and scapegoat of minecraft youtuber Pewdiepie. Imprisoned in the water current and victim of hate crime.
Water sheep: Dies
PewDiePie: He was like a father to me
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Slang for a bottle of Hennessy. Comes from Hen Dawg
Man that Dawg Water had me Fonkin last night!
When one’s thirst for water becomes more of a priority than food itself.
“I went to Buffalo Wild Wings last night, but I was so damn WATER HUNGRY, that I just drank three glasses of water instead of order an appetizer.”
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person 1: what's your religion?
person 2: it's complicated
person 1: oh, I see you worship water sheep as well.
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If your water in the pitcher is expired and no one in sight is wearing a purple shirt, swish counter clockwise if it's between 3-4 pm but, if it's a Monday, swish back and forth. If it's a holiday, it's back, forth, left, right. If it's a holiday and no more than 60 seconds to 6:00 pm, you go back to counter clockwise. (Remember, this is all before pouring into the glass.) While you are pouring it in, you swish the glass counter clockwise. When the pitcher is empty and your samsung phone is at 19%, you HAVE TO keep the pitcher off the table. Your options are… hold the pitcher, throw it across the room, or just simply keep it on a plate. THIS ALL DEPENDS ON THE PERCENTAGE OF THE MOON!!!
If it has not expired, you have to have a napkin over your arm and pour the water as slowly as possible!
May you pour me some mineral water?
Sure!... great its expired!!!!! :( let me read the water manual..
Fanning your hands in a circle to scoop a waft of your fart towards your nose so as not to waste the olfactory deliciousness. Like a water wheel scoops water from the creek to mill flour.
She was oddly turned on after he gassed. then water wheeled the stank towards his nose.
She was oddly turned on after he gassed, then water wheeled the stank towards his nose.
"Oh man, I took a huge dump of naughty water yesterday."
"That is.. extremely unhealthy. See a doctor."
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