weed

A great herb that grows naturally in the dirt. When smoked can completely make your day legendary. Completely discredited because to many faggot jocks paid attention in D.A.R.E class and to commercials against pot. They make weed sound worse than cocaine. Then the jocks like to come on this website and rant about weed because they have nothing better to do.

Jock: Weed is gay and for faggots who can't face their problems in life so they smoke pot.

Me: Well what about ppl who take pills for depression? They have problems and are facing them with a drug only its over the counter. Besides have you ever even tried pot?

Jock: I'm gay!

Me: That's what I thought...

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weed

a illegal plant, not a drug, that when it is lit on fire there happens to be some side effects (hungry, sleepy, and happy). it is not a drug because a drug you have to alter it chemically. and might i add that nobody has EVER overdosed on weed! and the only reason it is illegal is because the government is selfish and cant tax it.

i got 5 on that weed

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weed

standard measurements are ACTUALLY:
3.5g is an 1/8 of an ounce, 7g is a 1/4 ounce, 14g is a 1/2 ounce and 28g is an ounce. the wieght of the bag does not matter, and should not be included in the wieght sold. most drug dealers will sell anywhere from 1g for $20 to nearly 2g for good herb, and 1g for $2 for some stress. a "good" price - from someone in humboldt county should be $40 an 1/8, with a price break of $140 for a 1/2.

ex1: hey bro, thanks for hooking up 3.8 for $40, i'll be back.
ex2: damn, i only got 3.3 for $60? this better be the most dank weed i've ever smoked!

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weed

a handy plant that grows in ditches, and can be used for various activities.

Yo, go snatch that weed.

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weeded

Verb:
To crash, fall, die, or get seriously injured doing some type of "extreme" activity.
To get taken out, sent home, removed from the gene pool, etc.

Man, that guy tried to jump over a house on his dirtbike and he got totally weeded when he came up short.

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weed

One of tha gratest things to ever happen to this earth. if u havent tried it try it it makes u happy. And dont beleave those white kids on tv... that "dont u wanna be cool" shit then they die some how thats bull crap weed is good

Me: yo want to go smoke some weed after school?
(white friend)Bob:no i heard it was bad
Me:Dont u wanna be cool
Bob: ok!!!!!!
(after school) Me: this is some good shit
Bob: (droling) hahahahahahahahahahahaha u got a afro hahahahah

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weed

shit that will make you think 2pac is in the studio wit bin ladin recording a single called fuck bush

this weed got me so high i can touch the sky

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