Well’s Law

When one offers a minor favor expecting a much larger favor in return.

I let Michael have a piece of my pizza and he demanded that I buy his entire dinner the next night... talk about well’s law....

Pumping the Well

While sitting on the toilet and experiencing shit cramps and knowing that explosive diarrhea is imminent, its the act of sitting up straight and leaning back towards the tank, then thrusting your upper torso forwards coming, chest to knees, causing said shit to be pumped out of your bowels.

Hey Steve I just blew it up in there. My stomach hurt so bad and I was "Pumping the Well" to get it started.

hotdog in a well

When a girls vagina is so gaping wide your penis never makes contact with the side walls or cervix. It only dips in the pooled secretions.

A:"So what's it like picking Hillary's locks?"
B:"Its a hotdog in a well."

Well Cool

British Slang for "Cool", generally to emphasise the "cool"-ness of something. Used seriously, mostly by "Chavs", and ironically.

John: Yo mate, check out my new ride.
Jack: Woah mate, that's well cool.

Well boi

A type of greeting you would say to your mates in ireland. You would say "well boi" instead of words like hi hello etc.

Well boi whats the story

Wishing Well

A plea for help made by Juice WRLD before he passed in this verklempt, beautiful, piece of artwork in his posthumous album, Legends Never Die.

I tossed my pain with my wishes in a Wishing Well

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Do A Wells

Placing your floppy penis into a drunken girl's mouth.

'Woah, no way did Leo just Do A Wells on Harriet!'

'Sicko'

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