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Ian Wheeler is the greatest man to ever walk the earth. He's tall (exactly 5'11.7) , sexy, kind, caring, hilarious, snuggly and a great boyfriend.
Despite being a part of a VERY long-distance relationship, he and his girlfriend are possibly the most romantic couple on earth, with affectionate names for each other e.g. "Wheelie Bin", "Wefe (yes, Wefe)".
Although he doesn't like to admit it, he is perfect. He proves this trait with his great taste of music.
He and his girlfriend Zara have decided to call their 1st kid Johnny after Johnny Cash, and Ian can't wait to become a Dad (even though Zara isn't even pregnant). Ian constantly talks about how much he loves Zara, and how he wants to have a life with her. And now, I, Zara, need to ask Ian a question...Will you marry me?
Zara: Ian Wheeler, will you marry me?
Probably the worst point guard in NBA 2k. Piece of Shit can't pass to save his life and his jumpshot is arguably worse than shaq. If you see him in the park don't pick him up.
You out there lookin like Brian wheeler cuhhhhh
Wheeler High School is a place with a sub-level football team and one of the best basketball teams in Georgia. It’s also a place on the news each week for gang violence. It is considered to be one of the poorest schools in all of Cobb County and in some parts of the school still has Asbestos in the walls.
Wheeler High School is a fun place for gangs to hangout
Someone who talks a big game about wheeling, on the internet, but never goes wheeling.
I want to go wheeling this weekend but all my keyboard wheeler fiends won’t show up.
A person that is able to consume massive amounts of alcohol with the intent of getting completely intoxicated while randomly removing their shirt in the bar.
Wesley is a ture animal wheeler he was shirtless by 10:30 and still hasn't found out how he got home last night.
Risking it for the biscuit without any regards for safety or well-being and basing the outcome all on luck or chance in the most ridiculous way possible.
How do you plan on making that happen?
I'm just gunna do it joey wheeler style!
Spokey Wheeler is an old senile man who, in the 80s, was fucked up on drugs and was in many gay orgies. Spokey's in today's world usually end up as school headmasters who really don't give a shit about their lives and grow long hair to infuse their hair with cocaine to snort while in meetings.
Student 1 - Dude, our principle/headmaster is so weird!
Student 2 - Dude didn't you know, he is a Spokey Wheeler