When a large number of packages arrive at your door that you don't remember ordering because you were drunk as hell, and your broke ass can't afford any of it.
You, still hung over: Damn, what are all these boxes from Amazon and Alibaba???
P-nut: Must be whiskey christmas!
Hey, before we leave on this trip I gotta get some dinosaur whiskey.
The opposite of Whiskey dick. When you drink alcohol you get an incredible hard on.
Adam: Dude don't you think you should slow down on the drinks if you're going to go home with that girl tonight?
Sam: Na man. I've been blessed with Diskey whiskey so my erection is going to be better than ever.
Similar to whiskey dick; after having consumed alcohol you try to have sex, but can't get off (climax) because your clit and vagina are numb to sensation
James - "We've been fucking for an hour are you ever cum?"
Shaniqua - "Just do what you gotta do, I got whiskey kitty and can't get off.
A promise made while intoxicated that you have no intention in keeping.
Greg said he was going to let us use his parent's ski house, but it was just a whiskey promise.
Four fingers of the cheap stuff.
There's no pleasure in a Slutty Whiskey, its about getting the job done.
Idle in a Karaoke channel in the hopes someone comes in to sing with you.
Meggymo: I'll pull a Whiskey and just hang there.