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whiskey christmas

When a large number of packages arrive at your door that you don't remember ordering because you were drunk as hell, and your broke ass can't afford any of it.

You, still hung over: Damn, what are all these boxes from Amazon and Alibaba???
P-nut: Must be whiskey christmas!

by toadpalmer January 26, 2018


dinosaur whiskey

gasoline

Hey, before we leave on this trip I gotta get some dinosaur whiskey.

by Wayne E. Day February 4, 2011


Diskey Whiskey

The opposite of Whiskey dick. When you drink alcohol you get an incredible hard on.

Adam: Dude don't you think you should slow down on the drinks if you're going to go home with that girl tonight?

Sam: Na man. I've been blessed with Diskey whiskey so my erection is going to be better than ever.

by Gamer Assistants August 28, 2016


whiskey kitty

Similar to whiskey dick; after having consumed alcohol you try to have sex, but can't get off (climax) because your clit and vagina are numb to sensation

James - "We've been fucking for an hour are you ever cum?"
Shaniqua - "Just do what you gotta do, I got whiskey kitty and can't get off.

by Pterodactyl82 September 4, 2022


Whiskey Promise

A promise made while intoxicated that you have no intention in keeping.

Greg said he was going to let us use his parent's ski house, but it was just a whiskey promise.

by krolls March 4, 2013


Slutty Whiskey

Four fingers of the cheap stuff.

There's no pleasure in a Slutty Whiskey, its about getting the job done.

by BeazMony July 2, 2021


Pull a Whiskey

Idle in a Karaoke channel in the hopes someone comes in to sing with you.

Meggymo: I'll pull a Whiskey and just hang there.

by PieceofWhiskey June 13, 2017