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a person who speaks to his shit in a soft tone. He only whisper to the "bad" or "deliquent" logs that:
a; splash up water
b; one chunk come back post-flush
c; make you use 12 rolls of tahlet paper
d; make you wipe for 5 hours
e; make you have lil pebble shits
we whispers to the logs so they stop their bad behavior and change their brown ways.
if you want to correct your incorrect shits. if you want to fix your brown problem. if you like to shit, then be a log whisperer
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A person who seems to have the sixth sense of being able to take womens feelings and translate them into words that men can understand and create an equal truce between man and woman.
Can be a compliment, or not.
Screw marriage counsels, this guy has fixed my relationship with my wife in under a half hour. Hes such a woman whisperer!
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A fart that you think is going to be silent but more closely resembles a quartet of trumpets saluting the arrival of the King back from the crusades. Similar to your drunk Uncle Mike trying to whisper something at Thanksgivnig dinner about the $2 hooker that he purchased earlier in the week but he says it so loud even your Great Grandma can hear.
Bob mistakenly let loose a drunken whisper in the board meeting.
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A man or woman who is an expert in the skill of cunnilingus. Must be publicly acknowledged by partner to be an official Cat Whisperer but in a tacit manner
At party -
Oh, Greg is amazing, he is an incredible cat whisperer, my kitty loves smothering him.
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Fart in someones face in the dark. When you do this, that person has just been Ghost Whispered.
If someone goes to bed before you, wait until the lights are off. Creep into the room, stand as near to their head as possible and fart. The Ghost part is doing it in the dark, the Whisper part is the fart.
If they find out, let them know, "You have just been Ghost Whispered!"
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Someone who while having a dick in their mouths, can communicate effectively with others, and can also hear what others are saying while they have dicks in their mouths.
Everyone is well aware that Bryan Jones is a true Dick Whisperer.
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The dog whisperer is widely known in america as a teacher to tame mans best friend in america the dog. Similar in teachings but for the primate known as man or sometimes called children of god there are MAN whisperer's to teach tame and cultivate a population of humans to be civil and obedient in order for a prosperous community may arise which benefits everyone equally in justice peace and stability.
Jesus is truly the Man whisperer on planet earth. All shall submit in time as taming procedures an ongoing effort with each new littler or generations :)
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