I'll be Barned

The expressions one uses to express their obsession with actor Ben Barnes (Prince Caspian, Dorian Gray). Mostly used by every normal girl on the planet and guys who really need to get a life. A take on "I'll be darned!"

"I'll be darned! Prince Caspian was a great movie. Ben Barnes was hot!"
"Then you mean to say, 'I'll be Barned.'"

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Barn Star

A person who thinks they are a bar star, but only picks up ugly women. aka barn animals

"Mike is such a barn star, he always picks up ugly chicks!"

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Barnes, Wisconsin

A piece of shit town where nobody lives. Has a total of about eleven bars, one cemetary, and four restaraunts. Population: Old people. Plenty of lakes to drown yourself in.

1.) Wow, there is nothing to do!

Dude I know. It's like we're living in Barnes.

2.) Hey, let's go get drunk.

Do I look like I live in Barnes, Wisconsin?

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cat barn

A derogatory term often used to describe friendless butch lesbians who endlessly scour tennis courts in hopes of finding a partner.

It also to someone who has had the same poor haircut continually for over a decade.

Cat Barn's parents know that they will never have grandchildren without the help of in vitro fertilization.

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Hit the Barn

To go off somewhere and take a dump.

I'll be right back....gotta go hit the barn.

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Drew Barnes

Can be a name for a male or a female.

MALE: Very bold and sexy rich man that loves all the girls, and yes all the girls love him. You have nice abbs and you are exelent in bed. You are very populer and you know it! you know your hot and are full of your self!!! You are very outgoing, and you love blue eyes.

FEMALE: Petite, outgoing, funny girl. If your name is Drew you are boy crazy! You flirt all day, but still you know you are thinking about that special someone, that you love. you are a heartbraker! And your laugh is funny sounding. You dont sneeze alot, and you are a very good kisser. You are Beautiful and Talented. Everyone loves you and wants to be your friend!

..................Drew Barnes....................

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barn bitch

A barn bitch is a bitch who goes to the same horse back riding barn as you.

Barn bitches will want to take and ride whatever horse is your favorite and make them theirs, will bash your riding, and make up lies and rumors. Barn bitches should be approached with caution.

That barn bitch just talked crap about my jumping to my trainer! I can't believe her!

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