Matt Clark

Defined as any reasonably good looking male from Canada.
These people generally love Gossip Girl and are recognized by their stubble. They have a strange fascination with giraffes and when asked to say something random, often reply with "I'm gay."

Guy 1: Hey

Guy 2: (eek) STFU I'm watching GG! -rubs stubble-

Guy 1: You're such a Matt Clark.

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matt clarke

yo this guy gets pussy and smokes nice dope nigga

girl1: i want to fuck matt clarke
girl2: i smoked a dubie with him yesterday and i passed out after 2 tokes ! next thing i knew i woke up on the street with empty pockets and a text saying u shoulda been tokin my dick :S

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Wesley Clark

Quite possibly a future president of the United States of America. Brilliant businessman and retired 4 star general. Too bad he couldn't be president this time around. If Kerry wins this year Clark will probably run in 2012.

Wesley Clark for President in 2012!

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Clark Kent

Verb. To Clark Kent another person is to wear your glasses and then be completely unrecognizable to that other person.

I put my glasses on and completely Clark Kented that bitch!

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Clark Sumner

The best person in the history of the world ever.
And he will be my husband and we will have babies. :)

"Woah, that guy over there is a real Clark Sumner!

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emilia clarke

literally the most genuine and beautiful actress to exist.. every time she smiles the world calls for her reign once again!! everyone's yellow.. if she's not yours, there's much to think about you!! let's pray her agent get's her some great films and shows for the future!!

i love emilia clarke.

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clarks hill

the shittiest town ever, commonly called Clarks Hell to show how bad it really is. full of rednecks and hicks
and filled with trailor trash

"Dude i hate Clarks Hill"
"You mean Clarks Hell?"
"Yeah, I cant wait till i move"

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