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A Girl that is fantasicaly pretty and gorgeous , usually has the best ass in the land and every girl wants to be her.
Guy 1:Omg check out that chick
Guy 2:Wow she must be a Sienna Parker
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is when you jurk-off to five guys fucking each other, Then putting your cum in to your sock
Im go do a Dirty Parker
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Peter Parker after succumbing to the amplifying effects of the Symbiote.
Darker hair which covers one side of the face, darkness around the eyes and a bad attitude are signs to look for.
Oh, here comes Emo Parker crotch thrusting in our direction. Let's go guys.
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Former #2 pick of the 2014 NBA Draft. Was certainly supposed to become one of the greatest players to rise in the NBA. Unfortunately, an injury plagued stint with the Milwaukee Bucks presented itself as an obstacle in Parker's career. Despite the hardships Jabari has endured, he's still a lethal offensive force on the floor and still has plenty of time to rise back up to his potential.
Off the court, he is known to be a devout member of the LDS Church (Mormon) and definitely applies the principles he was taught from his faith through his humility and selflessness. He broke the hearts of many LDS people when he chose to forego his missionary service and later chose to commit to Duke over BYU. FYI, he was never obligated to attend BYU simply because of his religion.
Jabari Parker is basically Derrick Rose 2.0. If Derrick Rose can bounce back from injuries, Jabari Parker sure can, especially since those two grew up from the same neighborhood.
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A spider-man from an alternate universe. She uses her dad's robot because she has no superpowers like webs or wall climbing. In the movie "into the spider-verse" She is a 14 year old anime school girl which makes her show up on Rule 34 way too much.
Joseph: "Who's your favorite spider-man? "
Ricky: "umm I'd say spider-man noir"
Joseph: "nice, mine is peni parker"
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THE SCUM THAT CLOGS YOUR SKIN. A pathological liar, cheater, bottom tier human being who will sexually harass you and try to fuck you, your best friend and his cousin bc that’s the sad excuse of a good little mormon boy that he is. A true racist pig who only dreams of getting ahead in life. DO NOT TRUST
“Wow, he’s a real Sam Parker.”
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