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Mega THICCC BOi, all the ladies want him.
Thomas is sexy as all hell get out
Thomas is a mad ejit he does diffin on sundays plenty of buckfast but here no donegall 2020 just reminding ya hes a mad train
Thomas
Thomas is the best boyfriend you will ever have, he is sweet, charming, understanding, smart, funny, UNBELIEVABLY sexy and hot. He really knows how to make a girl smile no matter the situation. He is willing to meet your parents and do whatever it takes to make you happy. If you ever date a Thomas be lucky because he is one in a million!
“Yah I’m dating Thomas”
“Wow you’re so lucky!”
“Gosh I know”
TWISTER BOY; A boy who plays Twister, when everyones asleep, with his IMAGINARY friends.
Hahahahahahahhahah Thomas.
Usually a slow minded person, who tends to make odd noises and gestures but really is a good guy and can throw Nattys back
Thomas over there is only semi normal when compared to a drunk bum
The most retarded, gay-ass person to exist in the known multiverse. Acts like a dumbass and is a cross-breed of a Giraffe and a train. Lamarck's theory which was previously disproved has a special case for Thomas. After many years of stretching his neck it has become elongated and is now a subnormal phenomenon. If you happen to find a Thomas whos neck is small consider yourself luck because only every 1 in 1 million Thomas have this feature. A few common characteristics include twitchy left eye and a common catch-phrase: "Did I ask?" Usually is very attracted to Arathenan. They are known to be natural soul mates. Twice in every year, the breed producing about 200-300 retards. The Thomas is naturally fond of skinny-long asians. He is commonly found in the backyards of many people. His car is usually the shopping cart. Lastly, one of the main catch phrases of Thomas is "Quick, get in. We have momentum!!"
Last week I saw a herd of Thomas running through the garbage dumb for dinner.
He is the best boyfriend you could ever have he will love you and tell you he loves you with out hesitation. He will keep you safe no matter where you are or go