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Shit winding is farting in a more accurate name.
After John ate the mexican burrito, he was shit winding for weeks.
The hot, meat scented air that comes out of the oven when you open it.
Adam: Dude what's wrong? You look disgusted.
Jerry: I just got hit with chicken wind. And I'm vegan!
Adam: Jerry seriously no one cares that you're vegan.
A rare triumph in the sex life of a male which occurs when the air from a queef is felt upon the penis.
(After peeing in the woods) That piss was more refreshing than my last pecker wind I caught.
An adjective to describe that feeling you get before everything goes to shit or it can be used to describe a shitty situation.
Cop 1: Shhh. Did you hear that Andy.
Cop 2: What is Mr.Larry.
Cop 1: It's the shit winds Andy they are blowing my boy.
During sexual intercourse between a man and a women. The man will enter the girl from behind doggystyle and then lube up a small wooden or metal flute or whistle or possible combination thereof depending upon the size of the orifice. The male will then begin gradually going deeper and deeper into her vagina causing her colon to relax and forcing excess air through the flute or whistle to create a beautiful symphony of music to accompany her moans of pleasure.
Bob: So I was hanging out at this uppity piano bar last night talking to this real looker who just seemed like she was dying to get a cock in her. Turns out she just graduated from college and was really depressed because she'd never play in the orchestra again. Anyway, I told her I was a great conductor and took her back to her place where she let me jam her flute up her ass while riding her reverse cowgirl. Dude, her ass made the most beautiful wind chime I'd ever heard in my life. It definitely hit a high note when she came.
A nautical term for wind directly opposing the ship's path
It may take longer to reach our destination than we expected due to some dead wind slowing our sailing.