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When you friend or girlfriend is sleeping on their back and you casually walk up to them and fan or "batwing" your sack bag over their eye just nice making them look like a pirate with a scrotum eye patch.
As my roommate wobbled out of his room, he exclaimed "I must have got a One Eyed Winston last night, and my eye smells like scrote-sack.
A region in Alabama full of illiterate dumbass’ who will probably tickle your sack for a half gram of fentanyl.
“Winston County is a hell hole. I’d rather stick glass in my pecker hole than live there.”
A person who is legit handsome and the best person in the world.
Henry Winston is so hot, hadsome, and smart.
A group of the best aimers to walk the planet, only real Winston Aim members have good enough aim to use Winston
That guy is shitting on us, I wonder if he's in Winston Aim.
A dog who can be seen in Elijah Matzke's Instagram and Snapchat. He is a cute Golden Retriever, who deserves the best from his owners.
Winston Matzke is the cutest dog alive!
Cutting one's nose with the new fiver whilst snorting cocaine
Man i got winstoned last night, I hope I don't get an infection
Probably paralyzed. Is the product of 2 very weird, polar opposite parents. One is highly inappropriate, and cringe af. Posting pics on the internet wearing panties. Is a black. The other may or may not exhibit racist tendencies. Is a white. The boy in the wheely chair is definitely going to be a biracial. A brown. He l also likes takis, saltine crackers. And is hella mean to any similarly biracial girl humans whose name is likely to be either Iris or Melissa. That girl’s dad is a large, tubby McFat Fuck bastard.
Person 1: “Ooh! Ohh! Do Wesley!”
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”
Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”
Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)