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Winter break is the thing that every student looks forward to from the first day of school. When it's close people's brains will just stop working and you will forget about studying, tests, homework, and projects. When winter break is close you can expect your grade to drop as you spend every waking moment counting down the nano-seconds. On the last day of school 75% of your classmates won't even show up and the people who do will spend all day staring at a clock, going on their phones, playing music, and talking to their friends. And what will the teachers do? Well, most will either not make you do anything or have some fun activity planned. Some will just tell you to do any homework, and or missing assignments, a few will just stop caring and let you go on your phone, however, some will treat it as an actual day of school. Those teachers will give you homework, assignments, projects, and stuff to do over break. When school ends the second the clock hits 3:00 PM or 2:00 PM or whatever time your school goes out it will turn into a war zone. Everyone will be bolting for the exit and beating each other to get out the door in anticipation of the great break they are about to have. When you leave your classroom everyone bolts to there lockers and stampedes each other. Then when school ends and winter break is in full swing you don't really do much.
friend 1: Dude you excited for winter break?
Friend 2: fuck yeah, these last five minutes are killing me
*5 minutes later*
friend 1: oh shit, schools over
friend 2: see you in a few weeks
*enters the warzone that is leaving the classroom*
*first day of school back from break*
friend 1: so what did you do over break
friend 2: nothing, how about you
friend 1: same
*both sighs*
a character on American Horror Story played by Sarah Paulson, aka the prettiest woman alive.
Lana Winters is the hottest woman out here
In northern colder climates, a junker car used during winter months to avoid exposing your better car to salt and snow.
"Naw, I'm not gonna trade in my old car on my new one - I'm gonna save it as a winter roach."
The dark hole of winter between Jan 2nd and March 1st where no light shines and everything looks like shit.
I’m ready for Spring and beers outside, I’ve been stuck in winter’s anus for too long!
That little extra fat you accumulate during the winter that gives you a fat pad, but you let is be because you know it will be covered up by big sweaters etc. Resembles being 3 months pregnant.
Damn it's almost bikini season! Gotta work on losing my winter pouch.
When people are so happy about it being winter that it's their only response to anything.
George: Hey do you know the study guide for the midterm?
Alan: course is winter
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