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When someone puts their ass in another persons face when they are sleeping.
Gio: "Did you see that Jeff wombated Dominick???"
Aaron: "YEAH! Is that why Joe went up to the front of the bus to distract the driver so he wouldn't be able to see what's going on?"
When you have such a hairy bumhole that you have to shave it thus leaving you with the feeling that a wombat has clawed at your anus
fuck man my girl told me i gotta a furry wombat
Typically used when referring to project resourcing:
When a particularly stressful part of a project has been seen out, and resources will not be stretched in future months. In essence as the wombat passes through the snake, the skin is extremely stretched (similar to the metaphorical human resources). When the wombat has fully passed, the resources are not as stretched and more capable of dealing with new issues.
Person 1: Our resources are looking very slim next month
Person 2: I wouldn't be too stressed, I feel like the wombats gone through the snake, and we should be back to normal in a few weeks
Translates into 'a snarky vagina'. Someone who is verbally free as a powerful female/feminen role.
When a person states an observation in a sassy way demonstrating situational stupidity. Also known as pink wombatting
"Sarah I think i can down this 40 in 30 seconds."
"Of course Tim but why not get the puke bucket ready now to save my shoes ahead of time."
"There you go pink wombatting again, youre such a pink wombat"
The Godly group on discord where the members wear a wombat Profile picture which is a wombat and put their about me to "Join Wombatism" each member has a giant pp and a big brain
convert to wombatism or I blow up this whole building
Wombatism
The religious belief which worships Wombats, stating that they are the masters of everything and the universe, creating the world as we know it, and everything around us. They are the secret masters of knowledge and strength. Only a select few are chosen as the disciples of these mysterious and awesome creatures, everyone else is a follower, united love, and brought together by the belief and spiritual powers of Wombats.
I am convincing a girl in school that i worship wombats, hence the name Wombatism, and this definition
when a nigga got his dick light on fire and he fuck his bitch and he lit her pubes up nigga
my nigga jerome dun a fire wombat yesterday cuz he drunk