White Wreck

The act of running through a mall clenching your asshole so you don’t shit yourself searching for a bathroom but when you finally make it you both shit and come at the same time.

Shawn had diarrhea and had to run through the mall to find a bathroom when he finally got there he white wrecked

wreck the can

A term used for dropping a huge number 2 in a toilet and completely ruining it for any other person who will attempt to use it.

Kevin Murphy (as Bella) - "Well, seeing how we wrecked the bedroom; it only makes sense to wreck the can!"
Bill Corbett (as Edward) - "WAY AHEAD OF YOU ON THAT, HONEY!
- Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, former stars of cult classic Mystery Science Theater 3000 during the Rifftrax of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

culture wreck

A disassociative syndrome that relflects in the behaviour and attitudes of individuals under the influence of movies, cricket or other entertainment media.

The other day a culture wreck ruined the work place culture with bullshit.

Jet wreck

A team or season so bad that the team in question purposely chokes in the final minutes or seconds, often in dramatic fashion to lose games in a way to secure the #1 draft pick. Named after the NY Jets’ 2020 campaign, which was a complete WRECK much like the rest of 2020

This season is a complete jet wreck, reminds me of 2020.
The team is a jet wreck, I hope the first pick in the draft does them well

demandasaurus wreck

Exhausted from too many demandasauruses

John was a demandasaurus wreck by the end of the day

Wreck the skee

Sexual activity with a thot or skeezer

“Damn, I wreck the skee”

-gito

wrecking ball

When you titty-fuck a girl from the opposite angle so your balls are swinging through her face like a wrecking ball.

"Dude, I gave Misty the wrecking ball last night...my balls hit her so hard it gave her a fat lip."

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