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The employment of a wrench during manual self-stimulation. This act is frowned upon in all countries outside of Lebanon, where a hand just ain't enough.
"Achmed! You got a wrench I could borrow? I'm planning on another Lebanese Pipe-Wrench tonight!"
meaning how are you doing.
Tom: what's up Tim?
Tim: nothing much
Tom: hey are you still wrenching?
Think of an Indian sun burn on the head of your penis, mixed with them holding it at the base and then rotating it until it 'clicks'
I think I've done the reverse torque wrench one time with this freaky girl in college. ~NV
Think of an Indian sun burn on the head of your penis, mixed with them holding it at the base and then rotating it until it 'clicks'
I think I've done the reverse torque wrench one time with this freaky girl in college. ~NV
Is a male term used to describe that act of hideing a boner on the waist band of there pants. One of the best ways to hide an erection
Guy1"i got a mad hard on"
Chick1"monkey wrench that shit its nasty"
Guy2"please do or itll get wacked"
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1) The male sex organ
2) Third eye, cock, penis, dick, Johnson, shotgun, BONE
3) Clinton's weapon of choice
1) Boy: Hey suzie! look at this!
Girl: what is that? its so tiny!
Boy: its my meat wrench! wanna see what it can do?
2)Snoop Dogg whipped out his meat wrench
3)I say lop off his meat wrench and be done with it
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Two cups of coffee (with enough milk/cream to make it easy to drink quickly), followed immediately by two shots of Bushmills Irish Whiskey (with a teaspoon of black pepper in each shot).
Thought to cure the common cold.
Al: *speaking with a badly congested voice* Ugh.... Sheeyit, man, I got an exam in two hours...
Ben: *proffering coffee and whiskey* Here, man, do a monkey wrench. It'll get you through your exam, that's for damn sure.
*Al drinks the monkey wrench, and happily marches off to face his calculus exam with a fire in his belly casting a mellow glow onto his brain*
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