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One who hates wrestling. One who can only say that "it's gay" or "for faggots". A person who also tells wrestling fans that it's fake, thinking that the wrestling fan is too stupid to know. They think that the WWE superstars are not actual athletes. It really doesn't require any athleticism to do a moonsault off of the top rope ONTO someone. It doesn't really hurt at all. They're wrong.
Wrestling Hater: Wrestling is a fucking gay sport. OMG they leik 2 touch eachohter lol and ther n theyr ndrware. itz faggot sprts lmao.
Wrestling fan I'd like to see YOU in the wrestling ring against people like Chris Benoit or The Undertaker
Wrestling Hater: may-b i will gosh, lol lol!
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euphemism for the act of drunken vomiting, particularly when done in the garden or outside of an establishment where a social event is taking place. The phrase derives from the violent, often growling sounds, comparable to that of a woodland creature engaged in a fight that violent, alcohol-induced vomiting produce. The phrase can also be used to deny vomiting in which the person responsible may claim to have literally been wrestling badgers.
He downed a bottle of rum and spent the rest of the evening badger-wrestling in the azaleas...
"I was simply dealing with pest control and can totally handle my drink"
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Backyard wrestling is stupid and dangerous and should not be done without proper training. Kids usually end up getting hurt because they practice stunts that can seriously hurt or even kill themselves.
Kid #1: Hey how did you break BOTH your legs?
Kid #2: Oh I was a stupid idiot who jumped off the roof of my garage to swantom bomb my little brother.
Kid #1: You're right! You ARE an idiot!
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A 2K e-fed featuring fictional wrestlers being protrayed by real ones. Ran by TheAlphaClub, Pehrox, Goldenskulls and JR. A youtube series.
Hey man, did you watch the latest volume of Render Wrestling?
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When you're forcefully making out with someone and regular french-kissing just isn't kinky enough. Attempting to pin opponent's tongue for three seconds or more. Victor proclaims the most powerful tongue in the land, and after he/she is permitted to do a lil dancey dance while exclaiming "Huzzah!".
Zack: "Hey Charlie, I heard you were talking mad shit tonight. You think you wanna settle the score with a tongue-wrestling match?"
Charlie: "Hell yeah, huzzah bitch. I'm ready."
*Zack and Charlie leave the room and passionately tongue-wrestle*
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27th December: the day that marks the end of the core Christmas season. Marked by an escalation into violence of squabbles between siblings over shared presents.
The day when you wrestle the last scraps of meat from the Christmas-dinner carcass
The real Christmas season runs from Christmas Eve Eve to Wrestling Day.
It's only Wrestling Day and Wayne has already broken the Xbox!
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when your kid walk, in the room and your having good sex and you make a lie say your"wrestling"
"Mom dad what are you doing" and you say "where play wrestling so go away"
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