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The first thing your wife says to you when you come home drunk.
<Robert> *Staggers in drunk*
<Mary> Can you tell the time?
<Robert> *Blatant confusion*
explain something , especially by dividing it into parts
That chart looks a little complicated. Can you break it down for me?
When your driving your maths teacher up the wall and they ask you to leave the classroom.
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NO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER GOD >:c
Person 1- Can you kill me
Person 2- Yes
Person 3- NO >:c
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Can you x me is a question/phrase that can be used with pretty much any word in the world. The "x" can be any word or even symbols, emojis, and numbers. Even the x can be used.
A: Can you x me
B: Sure I can.
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slush is the word kim taeyung used on burn the stage
Taehyung: can you speak more slush?
Jungkook: slush?
Taehyung: slowly
Taehyung: slush *laughs*
A simple phrase, but usually uttered by trash human beings. Usually it is a sarcastic response after someone says "Can I ....... (Enter More Sentence Here)?" If someone says this near you, you may want to exclude them from your friend list.
Person 1: "Can I get a drink of water?"
Person 2: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"
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