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kira: love you syndrome
everyone:shut up low rank
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Sunday Love You: (n.) When the host of a one night stand, typically a man, drops an 'I Love You' in order to hurry a partner out of his dorm room/apartment so that he can get to all the work he's been putting off for Sunday. Generally effective 95% of the time but has been known to miserably backfire. Never to be used on a suspected clinger.
"Dude that chick from the bar was hot, like smash again in the morning when sober and there's light out hot."
"I wish man but I hadn't even started on my Case Study, I had to drop a Sunday Love You."
"Oh sucks, did it work?"
"Yeah she got dressed faster than Jerry Sudansky caught naked at a playground but it was pointless, I spent all Sunday procrasturbating anyway."
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When a man says these 3 "magical" words a woman. He might as well cut off his balls, then hand them to the woman he told this to. Cos if he is serious when he says it (isn't just saying it to get here clothes off), he has more or less given her a verbal, subliminal invitation to walk all over him.
Some idiot: I love you
Some bitch: Wow! Bend over backwards for me, while I treat you like shit and cheat on you.
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a way to get into a girls pants.
man: i love you
woman: *GASP* OH MY GAWD! YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME!!!!! LETS MAKE A BABY!!!
man: heh heh heh, works every time
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A way to describe how much you love someone, using the fact that Kanye loves Kanye way more than he should.
And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye. - I Love Kanye
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something you say to a person you like
it doesnt always work out as planned
Jaime: "I Love You Yvette"
Yvette: "i'm sorry but i don't love you"
Jaime: "i'm so ,disappointed and depressed i'm think i am going to move on to Mona"
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A word that is missed used and will never be used the same way as before because of our generation and at this point it’s useless
Hey I love you
No I love you more
Yeah no that’s a lie
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