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Your dick will be soft as shit. Most use in behaviors
Ayo stop smoking it will shrivel up your dick.
Send this to your friend on Nov 2 and they have to send you a dick pick and if they send it back to you you have to send them a dick pic
Friend 1- show me your dick
Friend 2- eww no
Friend 1 - but it's Show your friends your dick day
Friend 2 - ok 🍆
Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
To tell an outright lie without remorse.
Eminem: You said you were gay. You lied through your dick. For that, FUCK YOU.
Send this to your homie on 2nd November and they have to show you their dick
Show your homie your dick day
Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss
Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"
April 15th is National Send Your GF a Dick Pic Day, so celebrate by sending that special girl a pic of your dick!
Ayo Did you know that April 15th is National Send Your GF a Dick Pic Day?? I just sent mine!