Coke Zero

diet coke in a different bottle for men who think "diet" coke is for girls

A: "Is that diet coke you're drinking? You ponce..."
B: "Now way, this is coke zero, coke for REAL men."

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Zero bitches

Another saying for you get absolutely no girls/pussy

Louie K gets absolutely zero bitches

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Zero Two

Zero Two (ゼロツー, Zero Tsū) is the main heroine and the deuteragonist of DARLING in the FRANXX. She is a human-klaxo sapien hybrid and a member of the APE Special Forces, primarily fighting on the front lines. As an elite Parasite with the codename "002", also known as the "Partner Killer", Zero Two had always accepted solitude due to her horns and Klaxosaur blood. Despite having no regard for human life or her own and being accustomed to fighting solo, she took interest in Hiro and offered an opportunity to pilot with her, making him her new partner and "darling". After Hiro was able to ride with her more than three times, the pair became the 13th Plantation's newest members, piloting the powerful FRANXX Strelizia.

Yo Zero Two is Cool

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Zero Budget

a) A compliment. To call someone zero budget is to suggest that they cost nothing to be created. This means that no contraception was used to try and prevent the birth of the person, therefore not costing one single, hard earned copper.

b) An insult. To make someone feel small and unvalued.

(NOTE) People will be able to tell by your voice and facial expressions which definition of the word you have used on them.

a) e.g. Man, you're totally zero budget!

b) e.g. Jordan, you're a dirty, zero budget rentboy

ZERO 101

An introductory course on the number zero offered at some community colleges as part of the popularization of mathematics to an oft-semi-innumerate public.

How do we pronounce the “101” in “ZERO 101"? One-oh-one? One-zero-one? One-nought-one?

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cock zero

A man whose sperm contains zero calories.

Jane: I am going back on diet
Stacey: Good, would it affect your sex life?
Jane: Not really, I still do bj's for hubby since he pays me cash for it lol
Stacey: Remember not to swallow since you are on diet...
Jane: Hubby is a cock zero, he's got no calories in his man sauce
Stacey: oh good for you Jane!

Coke Zero

Like Diet Coke but actually tastes like something fit for human consumption, another difference is girls won't buy into it because it doesn't have 'diet' in its name.

'What's the point of Diet Coke still being in production when Coke Zero exists and doesn't taste like half of the periodic table?'

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