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The epitome of all that is weak and most certainly does not keep it fresh. Per common knowledge, a zip lock lock bag looks useful but only really keeps things fresh for a matter of minutes and serves an extremely limited purpose, and this jive ass turkey is no different.
guy 1: "You see Clyde over there, he really brings nothing to the table."
guy 2: "Yeah he's a zip lock bag if I've ever seen one."
guy 1: "word"
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"That zip lock bag kept my fruit fresh for like 2 hours. These strawberries look like they fucked Eli Whitney's cotton gin. F zip lock bags bro."
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To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.
"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"
"Oh you know. I went out to a Bar and Zip Zap Paddywhack"
"Sweet I love fat whores too!"
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Unzipping your pants and proceeding to fuck without removing clothing. Similar in meaning to a quickie.
Example 1:
Bro 1: "How was the party?"
Bro 2: "It was awesome man, my girlfriend gave me the look and led me into the bathroom for the ol' zip n' slip!"
Bro 1: "Niiiice!"
Example 2:
Girl 1: "How was the movies?"
Girl 2: "It was spicy, my boy and I got some sex in with the ol' zip n' slip!"
Girl 1: "Niiiice!"
Snorting a generous line of cocaine off of a penis.
Give her the ol’ Colombian Zip Line.
Sometimes considered a type of booby-trap, a zip gun bomb is a type of improvised explosive device, often a mail bomb, that fires bullet(s) instead of detonating explosives when the package is opened. Usually, the bullets or shotgun shells are wired into an electronic circuit, with hot wires set into their powder chambers, thus no firing pin is required to fire the bullets or shells. These devices could be a real problem for postal authorities as they could fall well under the 16oz. rule where a package has to be handed to a postal employee or it's returned. A zip gun bomb could easily be fitted into a dvd case or similar slim package.
Authorities have told the news that the bomb squad was called to disarm a suspicious device after postal authorities x-rayed the package. Bullets, wired into an parallel electrical circuit, were affixed to a base set to be fired in 4 directions when the package was opened. The device was called a "zip-gun bomb".
Covering up a fart or covering after you cut the cheese.
John was in an elevator so he had to zip up the cheese
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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30 went upstairs to the bedroom zip fookin lob, and gave that old bag the shaggin of her life or. I went to the doctors. Zip fookin lob got my cock out, It had gone green. Turned out to be a mix of excessive masturbation and poor hygiene.
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