driving balls

driving balls is the result of (a male) driving a motorised vehicle for a prolonged period of time. this leads to the guys balls slipping uncomfortably between his legs in a squashing scenario. the only known cure is repeated readjustment of the balls.

brian endured the purest case of driving balls during his 7 hour drive from southampton to glasgow.

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jump drive

a term used by the computer illiterate to describe a flash drive.

Computer illiterate person: "Let me get my jump drive so we can navigate the world wide web."
Normal person: "STFU. It's called a flash drive."

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Poop Driving

When you are driving your car like an idiot because you are going to shit your pants.

Officer: Sir do you know you were going 80 mph in a 25 mph zone?
Driver: of course officer, I was going to shit my pants
Passenger: He was poop driving sir.

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hard drive

An object mounted inside a computer that holds data. Not to be confused with the computer itself, the hard drive in the average desktop computer is made of metal and is about the size of a mass-market paperback book.

He said he was having a problem with a port on the hard drive... of course he'd actually blown the controller chip on his USB card and the hard drive was just fine. I didn't know whether to applaud the fact that he knew what the problem was or cry because he still didn't know the right words for it.

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Skinny Driving

The practice of driving while totally nude. Akin to 'skinny dipping'.

"Last night Irene and I went skinny driving out in the country."

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Nice Driving

An insult commonly used in Forza Horizon 4, mainly used to insult people who drive like shit.

Me: starts online adventure.
XX_Proplayer2009: starts crashing into walls and ramming people.
Everyone in the lobby: Nice driving

driving beer

A term Canadians use to refer to light beer, as their standard beers are 5% alc/vol

Guy 1: "Are you ok to drive home?"
Canadian 1: " Yeah don't worry I've only been drinking driving beer"