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A male body part used to urinate pleasure other body's and release cum
Marcus : Hey dude why are we in a prison?
Dale : Oh I need to visit my dad it's his birthday!
Marcus: I need to pee!
Dale : Me Too!
Marcus : Damn dude why is you Penis so red?
Dale : Oh last night Chelsea came over and rubbed her silky panties all over my Penis Ahhhh! Then I shoved my Penis in her mouth and she sucked it so hard while I ran my hands through her dirty blonde hair Ahhhh! finally I came all over her cute little face! Ahhhhh!
Marcus : Nice Dude! WHAT THE HELL!
Chad : Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm!
Steve : Oh Chad I love when you suck on my Penis Ahhhhh! Now bend over!
Chad : Uhhhh! Uhhhh! Uhhhhh!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Now Pee On Me!
Steve : Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh! Hey there guys want me to stick my Penis in your ass too? (Wink)
Marcus : OH GOD LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Dale : YEAH SCREW DAD!
Marcus : Gee I hope that prisoner don't stick his Penis in your dad's ass!
Dale : Dude Shut The Fuck Up!
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The ultimate weapon of every man. Unfortunately it doesn't take lives, it gives them.
Last night was marvelous! I tore her apart with my penis, she had an orgasm like hell! But now she's pregnant...
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The sexual reproductive organ of males.
:| Dumbass. You know what a penis is.
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A big thing that i have between my legs and makes a lot of cockpet
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the best part of a boy's body used for sexual enjoyment next to his feet.
I would like to play with Justin Berfield's penis, by rubbing it, licking it, sucking it, tasting it, feeling it against my body.
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1. Proof that evolution occured.
The penis baffles me. Why would a town planner combine the most commonly used waste disposal system with the pleasure centre? I renounce all religion!
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