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All people from Brentwood are bent arseholes. They enjoy daily fisting sessions in the library and never back their beef.
Pussyholes.
I saw this one guy enjoying his hotdog too much
must have been one of the Brentwood benders.
Spontaneous house party involving a large amount of class A drugs.
Went to James's for a few beers but it turned into a right bender gaff.
An extended sex spree, or binge, involving a single partner.
You don’t go on a sex bender with your girl/boyfriend, you go on a sex bender with your EX girl/boyfriend, or any ex-flame of any sort. (This person must be someone you’ve ALREADY slept with.) SBs typically last three to four days, very rarely less, occasionally more, and MUST involve travel (usually, and preferably, by air) to a “far away” city; i.e., that place s/he moved after you broke up, or that place s/he STAYED after YOU left. SBs do NOT involve love, or intimations of love, nor do they involve guilt or intimations of guilt. Think “free pleasure zone”.
see also bender
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A classic douche bag move to inflict pain upon an innocent victim. When your friend reaches up high to get an item off a shelf with both hands, you come up behind and karate chop him with both hands right under the exposed rib cage. The resulting pain will cause him to grab his sides (his arms will now look like chicken wings) and bend over in agony, looking like a chicken bending over to peck the ground as he bobs up and down to catch his breath.
Look, my brother is turning blue. I just gave him a Chicken Bender he won't soon forget.
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Giving/receiving a blowjob whilst driving at considerable speed up the S Bends of New South Head Road.
Guy: Oh hey we're coming up on the S's...
Girl: Just move your elbow and ill get started.
Guy to His mate the next day: Oh bro on the way home from school, she gave me an S-bender!
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Aang: Are you an air-bender?
Girl: NO! I'm an ear-bender! Wow, are you Aang? You are so cool. I mean, YOU ARE THE AVATAR! Wow. And Katara! She's so pretty and wonderful...
*Aang slips away quickly*
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Finding a hookup using the Tinder app that looks attractive on there profile picture and inviting them over, only to find out that they are less than appealing (and STILL hooking up with them).
"Dude I got in such a Tinder-bender last night. I found this smoking hot chick on Tinder and invited her over. When she got there, she looked like she fell from and ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... and I STILL hit it."
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