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A person who cruises BBQ Forums, bragging about BBQ Competitions he never participated it, and about winning awards he never won; pushing everyone's buttons until he is eventually banned from the forum, at which point he will move to another forum and do the same. The Pit Pirate has a never-ending ego and can only begin sentences with the word "I". Says stuff like, "I'm Cook'n while yer just Internet Look'n!"
"You people in Texas don't know how to cook. All you cook is Brisket. I cooked brisket and came in first place the very first time. I am the Pit Pirate and I'm great and you are all stupid. I've won many BBQ Awards and my family says my BBQ is the best."
Contests entered: 2
Awards won: 1 (from a quarterly local newsletter)
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A person addicted to meth who begins to resemble the skull and bones on a pirates flag.
Be careful when you go to the corner store. Ice pirates like to hang around and beg for change.
A woman who lies about being on birth control in an attempt to pirate your cum and impregnate themselves.
my ex is such a cum pirate, now I owe thousands in child support.
Pirate Station: the biggest drum n bass festival in the world. Held every year in Russia. The whole festival is based on loud drum n bass, sexy girls, mindblasting music, and crazy stunts made by acrobats. The last one was in moscow on febuary 21 2009. Some djs are Goldie, John B, Grooverider, Dieselboy, DJ Hype, Spor, Aphrodite, DJ Gvozd, and a lot more.
dude1: Hey we should go to pirate station this year!
dude2: Yeah man all them sexy ladies, =P we should, its gonna be a blast!!!
Noun, plural of Pirate of Optimization.
When a group of people come together to do a half-assed job of solving an optimization problem
"Did you see that shitty-assed Pareto of the CHP, Must have been the Pirates of Optimization."
"Yeah, those guys went to Doobie-U"
-Said while looking at the blue line
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to ejaculate in ones eye and thier reaction is to put their hand over the eye and scream "YAR!!!!!";
See Pookey-Tim
"She was going down on me and I pulled out and gave her the disgruntled pirate"
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- transitive verb (Synonym - a roguish smile : a dishonest or immoral smile that causes trouble)
1 : A pirate's smile is a smile that will make you do anything. You know you're gonna do it, right, wrong, good, or bad you're gonna do it anyway.
2 : A smile that causes a person to do something just for the adventure or adrenalin rush with abandon (with abandon - 1 : An action done without concern or an action done carelessly/flippantly.)
3 : It's a smile that says, "I'm a nice person, but don't mess with me because I can be nasty if I have to."
When Angelica Teach flashed Captain Jack Sparrow her classic pirate smile across the room, he knew without even knowing her plan of escape that he was in it all the way, with abandon, for yet another great adventure.
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