(n) when you get a little drunk and have sex with someone other than your significant other.
Joe: You got divorced? What happened?
Bill: Unconscious coupling. I got drunk at the office Christmas party and hooked up with Alexa from HR.
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Definition 1 : The most embarrassing thing that could ever happen to 2 human beings at one time
Definition 2 : A couple that do not go well together
Greg : So how did you guys meet?
Craigslist couple : On craigslist
Greg : ......
Greg : Dude did you see Samantha and Thomas, they were sharing a bagel bite
Bill : Yea, they are such a Craigslist couple
A couple is 2.. a few is 3... a couple few 5...
I'll be home in a couple-few
When you go out to meet up with a group of friends at a bar, club, lounge, restaurant, or really any social situation, and suddenly find yourself the only single person in the group. So it's just you and a group of 2-5 couples. Fun.
Oh I was going to go meet up with Megan and Scott and all them but I think that crowd will be Couples City. So I'll probably just stop and say hi and bounce for somewhere else.
When people in a cozy relationship stop wanting to go out and just want to snuggle indoors. Sometimes associated with ignoring friends' messages or cancelling social engagements. Kind of like hibernation for people that are in love. Can get worse during winter.
Antonym: Single's Stamina
Ugh, Ben and Alex are in such a couple's coma! It's impossible to get them to commit to anything and when they do come out they always leave before midnight!
A kink or fetish a couple shares
MY GFs and my couple kink is creampies
When a boy and a boy have a intimate relationship
Like Charlie Guy and Charlie Willoughby and maybe some Mohamed are a gay couple
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