1. (n) A game where one creates a bulls-eye on a wall with masking tape and, from a distance, throws slices of bologna at the target.
2. (n) A similar game but involving a woman with mayonnaise smeared on her butt cheeks. Participants try to get the deli meat slices to stick on said cheeks. Miracle whip may be substituted.
Susie: "Why do you smell like lunch meat?"
Jenny: "I let the guys spread Hellman's on my ass last night and play some bologna darts"
Susie: "Mmm"
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When you're too fat and out of shape to even play a game of darts, that afterwards renders your arm sore and useless.
Damn, that crazy best of three last night gave me the dart arm.
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Dude put your love dart back in your pants!
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'Sport': A drunken game in which players place a coin in their ass-crack, and drop said coin into a designated cup on the floor.
Tina scores 3 points by getting a penny into the beer glass.
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Similar to other forms of sports widow (ie football widow, golf widow, etc)
This form of widowing involves being invited to the pub only to sit and watch ones partner play darts.
If one wishes they could embrace the darts widow mentality and become a darts wife, wearing large gold jewellery and garish colours. Tres chic...
"What you doing tonight? Do you want to come and be a darts widow?"
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tax free cigarettes from an Indian reservation
these res darts taste like shit
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Gay man sticking his penis in another gay mans asshole.
Chad was playing butt darts with Scuba.