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Darwin Lottery

A lawsuit won by someone who should have won a Darwin Award, but instead survives and lawyers up to sue everyone for their own stupidity.

Person 1: Man, did you hear about that girl who put Gorilla Glue in her hair because she ran out of hairspray?
Person 2: Yeah! Man I feel bad for her.
Person 1: Yeah well don't be. That dumb bitch is going to win the Darwin Lottery. She lawyered up.

by The Real Slim Patches February 10, 2021


Darwin dingleberries

Usually between two humans (men or those w hair rump holes) where they clean each other like primates and vacuum the debris in one’s rump hole

Had a Darwin dingleberries sesh w a good homie who could t get the debris off there backside

by Grizzle Mac mommy’s September 26, 2023


darwin baby

Someone who is destined for room temperature greatness.

Wendy defiantly texts on her phone while leisurely crossing the busy street. She is such a Darwin baby.

by Lapey O'Reilly August 2, 2016


darwin fucker

Crude term for atheists, or people who defend the theory of Evolution

Dis damn Darwin fucker wants us to stop believin' in creationism.

by thedudefromthetown July 23, 2015


Charles Darwin

The best scientist (biology being his specialty) ever to exist. He's been dead for approximately a century and a half but manages to upset extremist, ignorant religious fanatics on a daily basis. Aside from Watson and Crick's DNA discovery and the TV serial Breaking Bad, there's never been talent of this magnitude.

On a tragic note, the current occupant in the Oval Office is proving every day that perhaps Darwin's findings were wrong. It's therefore not surprising the aforementioned religious fanatics by and large endorse said occupant.

Charles Darwin revolutionized biology. This makes him well admired but also reviled by people with deep religious feelings.

by ParalegalHottie October 19, 2017


darwin hubbard

Sexy beast who gets what he wants and cares for everyone yet cuts himself because he is dying on the inside but tells everyone he's happy and looks only to make others happy.

Darwin Hubbard is soo cute but whys he Emo?

by Chuckabuck October 19, 2013


darwin lio chang wong

a man that is amazing, is an idol to many people across the world, particularly in the wider sydney area. growing up in tough conditions he stood as the shining light. an absolute unit at everything he does. a talented rapper that motivates people to keep going in life

usually wears:
ralph lauren striped polo
tns
and thats it

great person and motivates many people each day

woah is that a 'darwin lio chang wong' what a man i love his tns and his polo

by sam antekmopopulio chang kerr November 26, 2019