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When your girl is taking a shower and you open the door fart inside and close and hold the door while she screams bloody murder and claws at the door trying to get out
Betty Ann broke up with me after I gave her the redneck dutch oven
When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.
She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.
When a male is performing oral sex on a woman and she aggressively queefs.
She gave me a queef Dutch oven last night. I loved it!
You fart under the covers and pull them up over the other person, but a little poop comes out.
"Dude.. I totaly did a brownie in the Dutch oven last night and had to wash my sheets"
When your person farts under the blanket either while your sleeping or awake. Then proceeds to say to you "Do you smell that? It smells like shit!" And of course being partially out of it you sniff it up ffs.
Girlfriend "What Is that smell? It smells like shit" Boyfriend "eeewwww it does smell like shit" was themat a Voluntary Dutch Oven
A Dutch Oven while wearing a tuxedo.
Example: It would have been a regular Dutch oven, but it prom night. So a fancy Dutch oven was the only option.
That fuckin steel beam in Blake’s garage he started climbing on for some reason
You see blake climb the Arizona Dutch Oven? Gotta be a V6 at least.