Fruit OCD

When people are extremely judgmental of fruits and their appearances. They do not like imperfections of this fruit, and prefer smooth fruit, even when the fruit they are talking about is not naturally smooth.

Sarah: I can't STAND kiwi fur!
Me: But you don't even eat the fur...
Sarah: But it's still there !!!

Sarah: I can't stand peach fuzz either.
Sarah: And those seeds on the outside of strawberries...
Me: ....You have Fruit OCD.

True Story

Fruit Pimp

To Pimp Fruit, vegetables and herbs. Harvest at their prime and sell for maximum profitability

I'll pimp your fruit because I'm a Fruit Pimp

Fruit Yak

A large, hairy, and overweight animal who loves to use racial slurs about people of African descent. Their symbol to each other is a fur hat with two horns.

The fruit yak insulted Elon Musk with his derogatory remarks about being African descent.

Fruit-Troop

A boy who follows another boy in a gay fashion

Nilven: I'm leaving
Orlando: ~Immediatly follows him without a word~
Derrick: Look at him follow Nilven, kinda gay
Austin: Yeah, what a fruit-troop

fruit salad

A culturally diverse group of homosexuals.

When Doug, Mohammed, Atsushi and Igor hang out, it's a total fruit salad.

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sex fruit

your kids

The judge prohibited the parents from naming their sex fruit "Sex Fruit".

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fruit nigga

A fuck boi. One who enjoys fingers in his anus.

Look at that fruit nigga!! How does one for 3 dicks in his mouth.

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