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Absolute machine, but loves boys because he vapes, loves arse
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Jake is a tall guy who you once had a giant crush on. Jakes are funny, usually smart guys who most girls can relate to. But that's where it becomes an issue. Girls can relate to him, causing most people to think that he is gay for his best friend Ely. Jakes seem harmless enough, until you hurt them in any way, shape or form. They become extremely aggressive and scary and turn from cute, to possibly your worst nightmare. Jakes could never be considered hot, and can only ever be thought of as cute. Jakes also tend to hang out with large groups of girls, making people either, think he is even more gay, or just simply a man whore.
Friend 1: Omg! Jake just came up to me and asked me out!
Friend 2: Oh no, he didn't! You said no right?!
Friend 1: Um, what? No, I said yes of course!
Friend 2: But Jake is fucking insane! You'll never be able to break up with him without being called a cunt and getting slapped in the face!
Friend 1: I've got to break up with him!!
Friend 2: Uh, yeah no, too late now babe.
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The best guy you could ever meet, sweet, kind and is such a gentleman. He allways holds the door open for everyone, he will offer to pay for your food. And he's all round a great guy, he's intelligence without being arragont he's funny without being a smartass. He knows when somethings wrong, and treats his lady like a goddess
He helped me with my homework without me asking
Well duh... He's a jake!
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A term from the west of Scotland for an alcoholic or drunk person. In the latter case, it is usually applied to underage drinkers.
"Jesus, did you smell that jakey bastard?"
Young Ned- "Haw mister, gonnae go intae that coarner shoap an get us a bottle ae Buckie?"
Mister- "Fuck off you wee jake."
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To have someone touch you in your sleep, a lot like rape but not as bad.
Dude, I so got jaked last night, I woke up with a hand up my shirt.
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