martha stewart

Super smart woman. making money by doing ordinary things. people hate because there jelous. i dont see you with he money do i no! muhahaha

rich!bitch! smart! crazy! funny! good thing!

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ever since martha left

*sobbing uncontrollably*

I cant take it anymore ever since martha left *sobbing uncontrollably* *gun shot* boom

Martha Brown Middle School

A school that pulls the fire alarm every week and the cops come every day just in case. 1000 Cameras in school but people still sell weed

Wow Look at the Martha Brown Middle School kids in another fire alarm drill standing outside in 10 degrees!

By George Martha, it's the river Nile!

A greeting used when one is surprised by someone's arrival.

guy 1: By George Martha, it's the river Nile!
guy 2: Oh hey, hows it going Joe.

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Martha Puckett middle school

The most littlest school!❤️But got a lot of souls🥰No bullying🥺LITT kids🤘🏾They can fight👊🏾They can become real close friends🤞🏾We stick together🤪No snitches🙄

Martha Puckett middle schoolis the littest school in the world.i met my best friend there and we have been friends for10 years!!and there was no bullying.and people stuck up for me.

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Not know whether one is Arthur or Martha

An Australian colloquialism; to be in a state of confusion.
Often used in a threatening or otherwise negative context.

To not know whether one is Arthur or Martha

If that bloke goes anywhere near my girl, I'll bash him so hard he won't know if he's Arthur or Martha!

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National Love Your Martha Day

The day in which you celebrate what a beautiful, amazing, strong, and cheerful person Martha is and you give them only the purest of love

1:omg do you know what day it is ?!
2:yea duhhh it’s National Love Your Martha Day so i gtg and love my girl