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If a guy wears a Banana Hammock as a swim suit then a Melon Swing is what the girls wear for the top part of their bikini suit.
Melontitsbikini topfemales swim suitwet wearMelon Swing
On October 10th, anyone whose name (nickname, online username, etc.) involves the word "Melon" is not allowed to use the internet for the duration of the day.
Person 1: "Dude, it's October 10th!"
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."
A Sausage Melon Is A Type Of Salad With An Assortment Of Melons, With Chopped Up Sausages, Usually Ate Out Of A Melon Shell ;DD
I Feel Like A Sausage Melon
When your girl is sucking so hard on your nob that it becomes swollen... YOU HAVE A MELON PENIS
Ah dude brah, my gurl gave me total melon penis last night it was radical.
when your mans dick comes home smelling like another girls perfume
"man did you know joe got caught cheating?"
"what how??"
"he came home with some mad melon dick"
Sloppy melon is the act of utting a hole in a water melon pouring salt into it and inserting a males penis into it and having sex with the watermelon
Brad preformed the sloppy melon
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