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Age play is the term for consenting adults who roleplay in some way pertaining to age. Sometimes this is "infantilism", which is adults acting as babies. There are all ages.. this can also include schoolgirl or schoolboy with headmaster or headmistress, and every conceivable age in between. Consensuality is key, and let me stress again this is ADULTS - it has nothing whatsoever to do with anyone under the age of consenting adult.
Who is your daddy?
Your my Daddy!
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A slang term for getting it on or having sex
Lucky guy: Dude after the bar that redhead and i went back to her place to play checkers. WE played checkers for like an hour. And she was SO good at it.
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Increasingly common on business bullshit bingo cards the English-speaking world over, 'close of play' is the latest way to say '5.30', presumably employed by people a) to make the working day seem more fun, by describing it as 'play' b) because they are cunts.
Presumably, like the equally execrable 'touch base', the expression originated in a shit American sport.
So where are we gonna be by close of play?
We're not playing. I'm working. You're talking like a prick.
Ok, I need to touch base with the client before close of play.
Oh right.
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Another term for female masterbation with the fingers.
I caught my sister playing the guitar last night to a porny porn.
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a possum will often act dead when faced with a situation it doesn't want to deal with.
Playing possum, when someone comes to your house that you don't want to talk to, so you act like your not home.
Joe "Hey greg said he dropped over your place earlier, weren't you home?"
Darren "I was home, just didn't want to talk to him so I was playing possum!"
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A predecessor to state-run lotteries in the 1960s and '70s that thrived in poor neighborhoods.
The number was determined on a given day, by taking the second and third digits from the total amount of money in bank clearances from a predetermined bank, and the third digit in the Federal Reserve Bank's credit balance. On a day when the bank clearings were $589 million and the Fed's credit balance $116 million, the "89" from the first amount was combined with the "6" of the second to establish the day's winning number, 896.
Say, man You going to be playing the numbers today? Give me a nickel on 821. Make sure you combinate me.
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Play Rape is a form of 'bedroom fun' that follows certain codes and conventions similar to the act of rape or surprise sex
Rules or guidelines:
1. The rapist is allowed to use any instrument they see fit in any orifice to their own will.
2. The rapee should be held or tied down depending on location.
3. The act must be to extent sexual violence and the rapist earns right to penetrate any orifice.
4. If the rapist feels need he can gag the rapee.
5. And finally do not ask questions through the act i.e. 'Can I ram this bottle up your cunt'
REMEMBER:
- The act of rape is mainly about sex. Violence is allowed if and only if both parties agree before hand.
- Come up with a safe word incase the act becomes to intense.
- Agree terms of play rape before the rape. Any orifice the rapee does not wish to be penetrated and instruments not to be used should be arranged beforehand.
- This is supposed to be fun so ensure both rapist and rapee are comfortable with whats happening.
- Always play safe. Use a condom!
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