Free Pony

What you will get when we elect Vermin Supreme for president in 2020!

"My free pony platform is of course is a jobs creation program it will create lots and lots of jobs once we ah switch over to pony based economy, it will also lower our dependence on foreign oil, we will also be able to turn all that pony poop into methane gas, and wonderful compost and we will be able to re-up our soil that is being depleted by aero-chemicals etcetera. etcetera. etcetera." - Vermin Supreme

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Side-pony

–verb (used with object)

1. to draw away or divert, as the mind or attention.
2. to provide a pleasant or unpleasant diversion.
3. the act of running up to a person and interrupting them in the middle of a conversation as a young pony without any boundaries would.

1. The constant side-ponying from her co-workers made it hard to finish a deadline on time.
2. Needing to sneak the dog past the hotel clerk, my boyfriend side-ponied her by commenting on the shoes she was wearing.
3. We would always try to act really busy when the most recent retiree stopped by because he would inevitably side-pony us with banal banter and stories of 'back-in-the-day'.

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White Pony

The name for Deftones 3rd album. Released in 2000 it is the follow up to Around the Fur. Many say this album to be their best. Album has a very unique sound almost psychedelic but with a touch of heavy metal. Definitely a good album for everyone to check out.

Have you checked out Deftones album White Pony yet?

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Pony Choking

The Indianapolis Colt Football team continuously wins in the regular season and loses in the playoffs.

Pony Choking History
• Jan. 3, 2009 - AFC Wild Card – San Diego 23, Indianapolis 17
• Jan. 13, 2008 - AFC Divisional – San Diego 28, Indianapolis 24
• Feb. 4, 2007 - Super Bowl XLI - Indianapolis 29, Chicago 17
• Jan. 15, 2006 - AFC Divisional - Pittsburgh 21, Indianapolis 18
• Jan. 16, 2005 - AFC Divisional - New England 20, Indianapolis 3
• Jan. 18, 2004 - AFC Championship - New England 24, Indianapolis 14
• Jan. 4, 2003 - AFC Wild Card - Jets 41, Indianapolis 0
• Dec. 30, 2000 - AFC Wild Card - Miami 23, Indianapolis 17 (OT)
• Jan. 16, 2000 - AFC Divisional - Tennessee 19, Indianapolis 16

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Pony Exhibit

Something to see in late October to avoid the spookings of Halloween

" I'm scared of the clowns lets go see the pony exhibit today".

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pony boner

A half chubbed erection, stimulated by the ever tightening jambayala that sometimes occurs while sitting down. Generally happens in a sitting situation with some subtle vibration (driving on a bumpy road) when your pants jumble up and your Weiner comes restricted and thus forms a chubby pushing against your pants.

Also known as a ponybone or a poonboon

Frig duuude you gotta stop driving so I can deal with this pony boner. Me n the Bros went offroading and I got the biiiiggest pony bone.

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Rainbow Ponies!

An exclamation of joy, also something to break awkard silences.

"You just won a million dollars!"
"RAINBOW PONIES!"

also-
"I farted."
"Rainbow Fricking Ponies!"

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