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This happens when a dating couple try the long-distance relationship thing when they go off to university or college in September. Typically, when Thanksgiving rolls around and everyone goes home for the holiday, someone gets dumped. Hence the turkey drop.
I hope Bob and I make it past the turkey drop.
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To inhale a roach while finishing off a joint. Often causes uncontrollable laughter among your friends.
Dude, Mark don't hit that thing so hard...oh, I told you...you turkey shot it. Dumb ass.
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Apparently the proper way to celebrate a promotion after a much much lower level co-worker accidentally reveals it before your supervisor.
“Congratulations!” says Bob cleaning the urinal.
“For what?” says Steve, awkwardly trying to finish in the next urinal.
“Your promotion! You big time now! You can have a turkey party!” says Bob, trying to shake Steve’s occupies hand.
Slang.
Relating to the the dilapidated and over-processed appearance of a breasts that have been damaged by excessive over-tanning often with further application of fake tan to deepen the colour. A trademark of an ageing Tanorexic.
Sad as it was Jo had to admit her boobs were rather deflated and damaged by her sun-worshiping, looking at them she realised they looked like a couple of Turkey Titzlers
Jamie Oliver knows his stuff mate, you wouldn't want a 30 minute meal from Jo unless you like Turkey Titzlers, if you know what I'm saying...
The silliest and biggest man of the turkeys
Oh look theres the turkey man
Girls from your old high school you try to hit up and get at over Thanksgiving break. These girls are usually ones you haven't seen in 2-3 years and you aren't quite sure if they are still attractive or not.
Have you texted those girls to see what they're doing over break?
The turkey sluts? Hell yeaeeahh all they wanna chill
An insult that you call someone who "Gobbles the Dick". A synonym for "fag" or "homo".
Person 1: "Andy is really whipped by his girlfriend"
Person 2: "What a dick turkey"