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Twinkie train means 2 or more cars in a row with 20 inch rims or bigger.
"Here we come on them twinkie trains with the hood screamin we on our way"- Clipse
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Twinky Tidy: -adj
(Abb: 'twidy')
When an individual cleans a room and it matches the standard of that of a twinks room in a porn film.
Have you seen Luke's room? It looks so twidy (twinky tidy)!
To have penetrative sex.
I can't wait for Saturday night, I'm gonna put the twinkie in the porthole!
Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.
(1) to give a very rough hand job that hurts, yet somehow feels oh so good
(2) to masturbate with little or no lube
My dick is so chapped from that freakin' twinkie toss she gave me last night.
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the act of filling the girls anus, vagina, and mouth with semen
"dude i gave this girl a twinkie last night and she loved it"
- "ohh baby give me a twinkie ;) im so hungry"
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The act of pooping out a live midget.
"Dude want to see me pull a Stinky Twinkie?!"
"Hell yeah I do! It's the miracle of life!" *high five*
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Blaming your own fucked up actions on unrelated external factors. Basically, a complete bullshit excuse for doing something really fucked up. Taken from a famous court case where an accused murderer blamed his actions on a sugar high he got from eating too many Twinkies.
What do you mean? You only fucked that sheep because the moonlight made you horny? Fuck! That's a twinkie defense if I ever heard one, sheepfucker!
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