Video game rule 34 is fucked up, once you see it, you'll wish you hadn't
that feeling when you play an amazing game that leaves you depressed for months and no other game can make you feel the same way and it affects your mental health and personal life until you can find another game
friend 1: hey dude, have you ever played the walking dead?
friend 2: oh yeah that game made me fall into a video game depression
A series of things to always remember when gaming in your lair
1. Thou shall play video games and keep them Holy
2. Thou shall drink Coca Cola Classic
3. Thou shall not throw thy game controller
4. Thou shall not use any cheating devices
5. Thou shall remember to save your game often
6. Thou shall take a 15 minute station break if thous is feeling frustrated
7. Thou shall not play video games on a school night
8. Thou shall treat thy game systems with respect
9. Thou shall be immature while playing Pokemon
10. Thou shall eat Supreme Pizza while playing videos
The 10 commandments of video games are special rules designed by me in order to have a good time while gaming
Pulling an alex:
Pulling an alex is when you or you friend runs away from you when you are fighting enemies.
When you are figthing more than one enemy and your friend leaves you he is pulling an alex in video games
Rank 1 Olaf. Tyler1's idol. Best Reinhardt in the entire world. ALL DUDES LOVE HIM! If you see this bodacious man on the rift, do yourself a favour and spread your femboy cheeks early or he will do it against your will. He is immune to all forms of CC. He has also never lost a video game in his entire life.
Nerd: Omg lol I'm vs VIDEO GAME DAD off olaf
Other Nerd: counter point he is literally playing naut top
Experiencing a brief impression of experiencing life from the vantage point of a third-person camera, usually a result of long gaming binges. Can also happen more vividly in one's dreams.
Man, I've been playing way too much Metal Gear. I was out jogging and had some crazy video game vision.
Any individual obsessed with playing video games, to the point that they are continuosly distracted from reality .
Please son/daughter, please get your head out of the video game gutter....