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I met this bloke called Matt the other day, u have never heard so much absolute yarn in my life
Some on who acts like a retard and try a to be funny but makes retarded jokes. Most people that are absolute apes are Daniel Bailey, and people like him
Absolute ape is a person who is retarded
Someone who exhibits a large amount of power.
Did you just see that girls throw? She’s an absolute unit!
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me.
i apologize for my past definitions for anyone who had to see them.
😀 they're so weird
🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️ i promise kpop fans are not like that
😟 i was just going through a weird phase
IM NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE 🧍 ♀️
(also real definition of an absolute idiot is someone who is truly so stupid that they do the most questionable things ever with no hesitation e.g., me)
person 1: omg did you hear about that really cringy person who made weird definitions??
person 2: yea theyre an absolute idiot
person 1: fr
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an event that leads a group of friends speechless, as they come to realize there is only one thing to say. my friends, absolute rapage is the highest honor a man can pay a single entity.
That herb we smoked was absolut rapage bro.
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The temperature people experience when a friend tells them a cool story. It is the lowest temperature that is theoretically possible, at which the motion of particles ceases. It is zero on the Kelvin scale.
Bro 1: "Did you her what happened to Brian?
Bro 2: "Yeah dude he froze to death. I heard Dan told him a story."
Bro 3: "Damn dude, he must have hit absolute zero."
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The temperature of matter defined on the Kelvin scale when all matter stops, possesing no Potential or Kinetic energy. Equivalent to -459.67 Fahrenheit, and -273.15 Celsius. Technically we have never reached this state of matter but have became within a billionth of a degree from it.
My Science Professor taught me all about Absolute Zero but come to find out its not even real in this day in age.
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