Aching like a bastard

British Army slang for really hurting, usually after strenuous physical training.

I'm aching like a bastard after that tab yesterday.

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Pounding grape-ache

The hangover resulting from drinking copious amounts of wine.

Bella: Did you enjoy pounding grape last night mate?
Luci: Yeah it was good but have serious pounding grape-ache today!

Aching Anus April

During april you can only jizz via prostate stimulation. No homo.

I'm just waiting for Aching Anus April to be over, my bum hurts like shit.

Tina tummy ache

stomach ache due to being too nauseous

after dropin acid u getta littltle tina tummy ache. As if one were to smoke too much potpourri and get a stomach ache

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rock & roll ache

A ripping hang over

T McP drank so much whiskey, the next day he woke up with a gnarly rock & roll ache.

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Tortuga head ache

the act of using a native Caribbean mans shoe or sandal as a funnel/filter for a mixture of sweat ,ass, piss and rum.

collage bro: "why are you in the hospital bra its still spring break".
crippled suffering collage bro: "i got a Tortuga head ache bra".
Florida doctor dude:" gnarly bra" .

fair fox ache

The Drunken Irish pronunciation of “For Fucks Sake”

Person: Fair Fox Ache Lad, gent me another pint

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