ain't got no skate

Ur no fun whatsoever. Ur presence is enough to cause a holocaust of boredom among ur peers. Commonly used by skaters who think they're the shit but they're not.

Person A aka Skater : Duuddeee how u doin man. Just gonna say awesome for no reason dude. Awesome
Person B: Ok...
Skater: Dude ur no fun u ain't got no skate man

Person B: At least I got a life
Skater: Whatevs

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SHIT AIN'T RIGHT!

Just plain wrong, twited,and F***ed Up! Aka: S.A.R.

When a group of Cali girls are on a trolly to Tijuana ,Mexico, they look around and say "Shit ain't right!"

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I ain't trippin!

A response to being accused of trippin. Similar in meaning to "No shit!" "I swear to god!" "I'm not kidding!"

"Son, you are straight trippin if you think you're gonna hit that shit."

"I ain't trippin! Watch me work my magic, fool!"

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He ain't Kobe

Refers to anyone doing anything and still not doing it better than Kobe.
(see nba live)

"Did you see ray allen hit that three?"
"He still ain't kobe"

"Mello just smashed on the boards"
"He ain't Kobe"

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Ain't No Blimpzy Way

Ain't No Blimpzy Way! Inspired from "Ain't No Way" but it's using "BLIMP" to advertise to people from far destination.
Like posting on internet in 2023 but. 1930's When we doesn't invent a "SMARTPHONE" People using an "AIRPLANE" or "BLIMP" to advertise to whole city or even near them

"NO WAY DUDE" we're gonna rent a blimp and advertise what i saw on a blimp and ride them to New York City"

Ain't No Blimpzy Way! that man ate burritos like a corn cob. Make him famous!

You Ain't Tough

A Non-Tough guy who Actually isn't Strong, Brave
A Non-Tough guy who isn't a bully
And Ain't Stands for Are not/Is not/Am not
And you say it to a guy who trying to act That he's strong, brave, bully, Tough
And sometimes black people use it if they want beef with someone

Kid : Go away or i'll kill you stupid.
Teenager : u ain't tough! wanna beef?
White Kid : Hi Nigga
Black Guy : What did u just say???
White Kid : I said nigga you want a beef?
Black Guy : You ain't tough, wassup, *Punchs the white kid*
- What a savage kid tho.
Someone1 : Come on tough guy
Someone2 : YOU AIN'T TOUGH!

If it ain't dank it stank

If something does not meet the prerequisites for being in the state of being commonly referred to as "dank", then it dun be stank. Yo.

M8 No. 1: "What the hell is going on? Why is that baby on fire?"
M8 No. 2: "Is it dank?"
M8 No. 3: "No."
M8 No. 4: "If it ain't dank it stank. Broseph."