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Waking up a partner by shoving a dick in their mouth and yelling like an alarm
So my girlfriend was pissed because I woke her up with the alarm cock
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when a guy wakes you up in the morning by pushing his boner against your back
girl 1: *yawns*
girl 2: why you so tired??!
girl 1: ah, john woke me up at 6am today with a boner alarm
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This describes one who has breath that is odorous and spicy.
Geezzz, Bruto has 5 alarm breath after the chili cook-off!
One of the drabbest EAS alarms out there, thoroughly needs changing.
“Have you heard the American EAS Alarm?”
“Yeah it sucks, thoroughly needs changing.”
The act of urinating into a sleeping persons face to the point that they wake up. If the urinator is asked ‘What are you doing?’ The proper response would be ‘Pissin’. Also known as a Hellion Hello.
That lazy bastard Dean wouldn’t wake up for work so I gave him an Ambrose Alarm Clock. That got him up.
The act of taking a good healthy shit in a urinal as a form of revenge or a last ditch effort when all shitters are full and the sweaty shit pains are in full effect.
Consuela instantly regretted kicking Jose off the buffet line on taco Tuesday after discovering he had left her a 5th Alarm Parfait in the men’s room.
When an individual looses consciousness after a long night of drinking alcoholic beverages and his friend uses flatulence in the general vicinity of the facial region to wake said individual up from his alcohol induced slumber.
Nick drank too much Lvivske with Jamie and Melania at the CYM bar last night, so Adrian had to give him an Ellenville Alarm Clock to wake him up.