alec baldwin

the coolest man alive; the sweetest dude living; total badass;

-Who is the coolest man alive again?
-Oh, you mean Alec Baldwin?
-yeah, that's right, I can't believe I forgot that.
-Neither can I. Everyone knows that, you assbag.

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alec penak

A dick that looks like an orbee. And a small ass. He sucks everyone and fucks everyone. But he tastes like a smartie.

Alec penak's dick smelled like a smartie.

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Alec Baldwin

When you get a vasectomy and end up getting a girl pregnant. Because you thought you were shooting blanks, but you had a live one in the chamber.

I pulled an Alec Baldwin and got my wife pregnant.

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alec rolloff

BIG GAY

Wow Jim is such an Alec Rolloff

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Alec Crawford

Man with big hair.

Alec Crawford needs to shave that big ole mop of hair off his head.

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Alec Stein

Rumpa dump garbage man dump face

Billy go Alec Stein in the corner, you’re in big trouble.

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Alec

A huge faggot who is Mexican. Acts like a white guy and dates white girls.

Alec is a fag

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