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alpha geek: n.
from animal ethologists' alpha male The most technically accomplished or skillful person in some implied context.
“Ask Larry, he's the alpha geek here.”
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When you cut along someones ass hole across their taint and along to their genatalia. This will create a great hole that must be dug out and cleaned. Although it is no longer a taint, it is called an Alpha Taint because of where the incisions are.
Nolan: Wow Clara, thats a nice Alpha Taint you have there.
Clara: Yea I know, you can stick your whole head up my Alpha Taint
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An Alpha Female IS:
* Self-confident, assertive, a natural leader, a woman both Beta women AND men tend to follow.
* Feminine, sexually-aware, and instinctual. Not afraid to utilize men's and her own sexuality to gain advantage.
* Naturally dominant over all except her Alpha Male. She falls into this role not by force, but by either expertise, planning/maneuvering, or sometimes manipulation.
An Alpha Female is NOT:
* Masculine
* Forceful, overbearing (not if she remains Alpha long-term)
* Angry, bitchy, nor any other negative names thrown around by Betas and Omegas who are dissatisfied with their social standing.
A True Alpha Female is NOT afraid to submit to a True Alpha Male, as defined by nearly feral standards, plus intellect and abilities to provide and protect.
Alpha women do not need to feel ashamed that we want men to lead. We are still leaders on our jobs and in our places of worship.
No matter how much we, as women evolve, there are still parts of our female psyches that seek the protector. We still seek that man who can enter a room, assess the situation and take charge. When we meet men who don't have those strong leadership skills, we become frustrated and dominate them. If they are not worthy of leading us, then they should cower at our feet. No?
Why should I, as an Alpha female, choose a male that can dominate me? The Alpha in me responds to the Alpha in him. When I see him, I melt. When he speaks to me in his commanding voice, all my usual arrogance goes out the window. He understands who I am. I understand who he is. He understands my strength, but subtly lets me know that he is in charge now and that I no longer need to be in charge.
We are not wolves. Yet no matter how much we shave our hairy bodies, deodorize our odors, build tall buildings that speak of our prowess and drive around in fancy speed devils, we are still humans. We are still part of the animal kingdom. No matter how deep we bury our instincts, they are still there.
I am an Alpha female and I desire an Alpha male.
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1) The first and the last and everything in between in a series.
2) the entirety of the multiverse.
3) The inherent perfection of the space-time continuum.
"I am the Alpha-Omega, my way in itself complete. I am the Continuum."
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a women's fraternity filled with girls who just love to eat food, and yet remain remarkably skinny. Every boy knows to go out to eat with an A-Phi
Guy 1: Hey did you go out with that alpha phi?
Guy 2: Yeah man, I couldn't believe that she didn't order a salad or something. Then we got ice cream and she got a double scoop in a waffle cone. I couldn't even handle a kiddy cone.
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A miscer
- Dude, look at this alpha male
- U w0t m8?
- Must be a miscer
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I am the alpha and the omega
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